OuterPace's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Segway of the Dead]

Holy shit! This is twenty times, or more, better than Road of the Dead. The new 2d camera allowed for much better concentration, the jumping after you upgrade the tires is extremely useful, and the scream is the greatest weapon I've ever seen in a flash game.
The boss battles were just the right shade of challenging, with a perfectly portioned side of BADASS! That fucking 20 foot tall mutant was hard as shit, though.
MAKE MORE!

[Slime Laboratory]

Hmmm... Looks a LOT like something Nitrome would make. BUT, that said, this is a well-made game. I know it's not a Nitrome game because there was no level select. Hehe.

[Talk]

Weeeeeird. Here's what I felt throughout playing this.
Okay, strange picture... maybe I move? Collect all the coins then, I guess. Their color probably corresponds to my emotion when I speak.
(different one with uncollectable coin) Well, I'll respond angrily. ( straped in a box with lots of people outside it) I'll be neutral...
And so on. Great little art game. I thought it could be used inside a bigger game as a social system for bonus points or something. But, as an art game, there is no real meaning, so I lowered the score a bit. Keep on goin, Posh!

[Old West Parking]

I just played the first two levels, and boy do I have a lot to say.
You seem to have an alright idea. Parking games were huge in early 2001-2, and they kind of fell. Having this kind of game around (with an original idea, the wild west) is a nice thing. It's okay.

However, you have the representation of a very, very amateur game creator. I'll give you a small list.

The first thing that's blatantly obvious is the menu. The art and menu style is stereotypical. Roll the mouse over the button, choppy effect, noise that cuts off.
The music loops and never changes.
The parking spot is WAY too sensitive.
There are regular modern cars all over the place.
I got stuck and the damage meter filled up all the way and I had no way to escape it.
Have to go back to the level screen every single time you win or lose a level. Not a big deal, but annoying.
There's probably more, but I only played the first few levels.

[Avant-Garde]

As an alpha, it's pretty good, but I'll list some things I found that made it not very fun in the current version.
- All I did was make shitty still life on paper with pencil over and over and made about 30 (in the beginning) each.
- It takes an entire month to drink with a friend. (Also everything else.)
- No point to rivals or friends.
- Time doesn't stop at any point. I'm in 2353. (It's fun to make money.)
- No point to other types of painting. Letting us SEE the painting would be cool, even though there aren't that many real works of art to work with - even a couple of repeating icons would be fine.
But that's all. As I said, for an ALPHA, it's pretty damn good.

[Chocolate Rambo]

Oh, oh, oh, what to say about this game... First off, I love it. It's an extremely simple game, but I find myself begging my brain to quit Skyrim and hop on the PC for a bit just to play Chocolate Rambo!
A'ight, analyzation.
It's difficult, but not so difficult that I die so often that it's unplayable, y'know what I mean? I die maybe, a minute and a half in, usually. Sometimes I get a heli, but it's such a bitch to kill that, no, I don't want to quit and type "0 stars; sucks" in the review board, it just makes me want to try again ind figure it out.
Of course, pixelated graphics and old-timeyish music (which, in this case, reminds the hell out of me about Megaman, btw) are classic, somewhat overused, but I still like it here, it makes the game easier to play for me, because I feel like I'm sitting at an arcade box with way too many damn buttons (my keyboard, derp).
Now, to my .5 deduction - you won't like it.
The game screen is a bit too small for me. I mean, I'm not saying that filling the NG "Game window" would fix it, that'd be too big. I mean, like, twenty to thirty more pixels. Sometimes, it's just too difficult to point the mouse so to where it already is and be so quick about doing it. That's all I got.

[The Rose is Blooming]

It's a very difficult game to play. Not challenging, but the random encounters are WAY too often. Zombies should not be that common in a game where you can't easily kill them. Here's an example of my situation.
I have 12 total health. I search NG HQ. I hit a zombie and try to fight. I kill it, leaving me with 7 health. I hit another zombie. 2 health. I go home and rest to the highest food i have, so I had 9 health. Go out. "Dirtbag bandits injure you" or something. Next, another fucking zombie. 2 health, lost 2 earlier from starvation. "While searching, you injured yourself. This is bullshit." I'm dead.
I didn't find a single fucking piece of food in that life.
Bullshit indeed.
Fix the random encounter rates, and we'll be fine. Get rid of the "Fuck you, I'm taking away some of your health" bullshit. THAT is the shit that makes me mad.

[Lucky Tower 2]

Oh man, those fucking trees. I'm writing this review on my 50th fucking death. I don't know if it's on purpose or not, but those god-damned foreground trees are so annoying. Otherwise, the game's been great so far.